Antonio Cromartie meme.

Antonio Cromartie literally can’t stop reproducing

(Last Updated On: March 21, 2017)

Forget Kate Middleton, this dude is popping them out like a Pez dispenser. Despite his recent and long overdue vasectomy, Antonio Cromartie’s wife Terricka (one of the 8 mothers of his 10 children), is pregnant with TWINS! WOW CRO! Numbers 11 and 12. Way to go. You’re gonna need 10 more years in the NFL just to pay all that college tuition (please send them to college). Maybe he gets lucky and some of these offspring play ball.

The thing is, we don’t know if Cro is lucky or not. Males with a recent Vasectomy have a 99.85% chance of NOT impregnating their partner. Granted, that’s probably the same chance you have to make the NFL at birth, so Cro is already predisposed to magically beat the odds.

All we know is, if they’re his kids, dude needs to buy a Powerball ticket (or 12) STAT.

While we’re not here to accuse Terricka of infidelity, it’s also possible there was someone else besides her tube-snipped husband. It’s possible.

If it really was Cro, I mean hey, he should see Cialis and Viagara knocking down his door with a LIFETIME ENDORSEMENT any day now. If you’re a Cialis exec, how are you not offering this man $500 million to be in your commercials until he’s 90?

Side note, its not like you can REALLY be pissed at her if they aren’t yours right Cro? Double standards, bro, read about it.

Antonio Cromartie meme.
Antonio Cromartie is building a big family. (video background from “Delivery Man:”)


Terricka Cromartie commented. Per

“I was going back and forth in my head how it could even happen. In my head we were good to go, we were having free sex! I just really thought that his procedure was the best protection you could have at this point.”

“Originally, he was like, ‘Oh, s—! Are you serious? How did this happen?’ ” Terricka recalled.

“It was shocking news for the both of us. It took me awhile to process it, but Antonio stood firm and was saying, ‘It’s God’s will.’ And he’s been excited the whole time.”