Big Ben Roethlisberger May Actually Retire From NFL

(Last Updated On: April 7, 2017)

Big Ben Roethlisberger, tired of only throwing to the same one guy every snap of every game, is reportedly considering retirement. It’s not so much about his knee; more so that he feels bad that everyone says he’s better than Eli Manning and Philip Rivers, and wants them to get their day in the sun.



Unaware that Eli in fact has the same number of championship rings and two more Super Bowl MVPs than he does, Bennifer would rather sling the D to college girls than continue slinging the pigskin to Antonio Brown it would seem. Or perhaps he’s just looking to focus solely on moonlighting as Winnie the Pooh.


NFL meme of Big Ben Roethlisberger as Winnie the Pooh.
Big Ben Roethlisberger is clearly looking forward to some post-retirement honey.


While it may be fun for Big Ben to stop taking hits and start feeling tits, Pittsburgh Steelers fans can look forward to several years of Landry Jones unless they acquire a new QB real quick.

Tony Romo anyone?