A meme of Derrick Rose in the "Operation" board game.

Bulls Trade Derrick Rose To Knicks

(Last Updated On: April 7, 2017)

In the latest news regarding the dumpster fire that is the New York Knickerbockers, reports say Phil Jackson has executed a trade for fucking Derrick Rose.

K.C. Johnson tweets details of the Derrick Rose trade.
K.C. Johnson tweets details of the Derrick Rose trade.

You know, the same tool who couldn’t help his team in the playoffs because his knee hurt and he “needed to think about his life after basketball.” Yeah, your life after basketball with your $300 million in combined earnings from the Chicago Bulls and Adidas. FUCK you.

Now, this broken down has-been is a New York freaking Knick. As a blue-blooded (team colors, not wealthy) Knicks fan, I can think of absolutely nothing worse. Somehow the Zen Master (or Zenfather) has succumbed to the curse of MSG and started going after broken down bums just to generate a little hype.

A meme of Derrick Rose in the "Operation" board game.
Derrick Rose is a walking operation.

Derrick Rose is going to swagger up to the podium for his introductory press conference and shatter his kneecap before he even answers a question. What a waste of Robin Lopez and Jerian Grant. The small comforts? We finally DIDN’T give up a first-round pick for a bum (that’s a first), and I would have paid the Chicago Bulls to take Jose Calderon off our hands…so hey, you win some and ya lose some.