Draymond Green Arrested For Assault

(Last Updated On: March 7, 2017)

Fresh off a disheartening championship loss to the LeBron James’ Cleveland Cavaliers, Warriors heartbeat Draymond Green is reportedly facing assault charges after a fan probably ripped him for said loss.

In a strange twist of fate, Spleaze has received visual footage of what we imagine happened here.

Sports meme of Draymond Green arrested as a Pokemon. (Pic: http://ryan.hasaportfolio.com/)
Was Draymond Green arrested for assault or Pokemon dominance? (Pic: Ryan Fishman)

The team naturally hasn’t commented much, though I assume they’re not pumped to deal with this post championship upset.

At least they’ve got Kevin Durant.

Update: Taunting fan confirmed..

Picture of Draymond Green arrested tweet.
Draymond Green arrested and trending.

Just another nutsack-kick day at the office for Everybody Loves Draymond.