Welcome to New York, Eric Decker. Are elaborate fur coats in your future, as they were in Joe Namath’s? It’s looking good.
But can Eric really make a difference on this beleaguered and potentially misguided New York Jets offense? Only time will tell, though I can at least confirm that he pulls off the Broadway Joe look quite well. And let’s be honest, looking the part is half the battle.
I presume we’ll be seeing the hot rod Decker flying down the West Side Highway with a fake fur coat (because he loves the animals!) and Jessie James tossing cash out the window for those lucky enough to be present at the time.