Michael Conforto Inn Provides Comfort for Mets Fans

(Last Updated On: April 27, 2017)

As he begins to carve his much-needed niche in New York, 22-year-old-just-promoted Mets wunderkind Michael Conforto is also undoubtedly searching for new spokesman opportunities.. or at least his agent is.

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Michael Conforto is comfort for Mets fans everywhere.

And we’ve found no better placement than in his own cleverly named hotel, the Michael Conforto Inn.

Continental at-bats, comfy smiles and a full-night’s rest that the rest of the Mets refuse to give their fans will leave you wanting more. At the Michael Conforto Inn, you’ll feel like you’re actually watching a major league baseball lineup step up to the plate. A new age of hotel, a revolutionary time to be a Metropolitans fan.

And let’s not be shocked or underwhelmed with the past few years. This team has done nothing but stockpile prospects and AAAA players to rebuild for the future in hopes that one day these young ballplayers would flourish into the below-average hitters they were always destined to be (see Juan Lagares). But in all seriousness, the team has turned the corner and is ready to hit the ball appropriately (see Lucas Duda, Wilmer Flores, Travis d’Arnaud, Kevin Plawecki and Michael Conforto).

Jump on the bandwagon now before it’s too late and the Amazins are once again atop the MLB Draft order.

 

Photo via hotels.com (Comfort Inn).

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