It seems like ages since Phil Jackson was hired to take over the entire Knicks franchise and turn it from a toxic minor league wasteland into a competitive NBA team. I mean, he is the Zenfather. But now, 9 months later, we’ve got 4-15 shitshow with an unemotional turnstile at the helm. Truthfully, the only hope
Ricky Rubio is quickly becoming a Ringo Starr for the Minnesota Timberwolves. He can certainly swish and dish like Ringo bangs those Beatles drums, so it’s not hard to see why this is a match made in heaven. Can Rubio become the legend that Ringo helped The Beatles become? Probably not. But at the
It’s hard to forget Steve Urkel, the lovable, smart, annoying as shit kid with an unrelenting love for science, polka, and cheese. It’s also tough to forget Amar’e Stoudemire, the first big-time free agent to actually sign with our lowly New York Knicks. In hopes of remembering both simultaneously, we’ve put them together in an epic moonlighting secret
Whether it’s because of the long, bulb-like fingers, the bugged out eyes, or the general mastery of anything he damn well tries, Rajon Rondo lookalike “E.T.” has always been a talented extra terrestrial species. Rondo, in other words, remains a uniquely strange extraterrestrial life form willing to acclimate to the human ways of pick and roll basketball and oversized shoe closets.
Never quite thought I’d say this, but I actually empathize with Mike Woodson. For obvious reasons, sure – his head is literally a starchy plant – but also for having to deal with the belligerently inept front office that’s been heading our disastrous New York Knicks for what seems like several miserable lifetimes. I can assure
Seriously, forget about this fucking guy. The former SOMEHOW FIRST OVERALL PICK from Rome is most likely the worst thing to happen to basketball since the surprising regression of the glorious afro back in the early 1990s. The former wannabe-savior of first the Toronto Raptors and second the News York Knicks, Andrea Bargnani never really found any considerable success whatsoever. He