Another week, another dollar.. mostly for controversial and potentially useless NFL commissioner Roger Goodell now that he’s getting paid more in five years than Tom Brady and Drew Brees will in their entire careers. His $200 million contract is a slap in the face of all hard-working Americans, though it does productively remind us that we’re just not lucky enough, damnit. Oh well, back to football, where we start with BASEBALL. Aaron Boone has been named the new Yankees manager, a goal he likely achieved by doing the world’s best Alex Rodriguez impression.
— JJ (@BarstoolJJ) December 2, 2017
Next comes the league-shocking collapse of the New York Giants.
So what did John Mara’s team do once Eli Manning was actually benched for Geno Smith and the latter went on to uninspire an already disastrously uninspired team? They listened to the fans and FINALLY fired Ben McAdoo and Jerry Reese, who together helped bring down one of the most long-time respected NFL franchises.
— Another Sports Blog (@theSpleaze) December 4, 2017
I’d say receiving connoisseur Steve Smith nailed it.
As a result, the quarterbacks last week were..
At this point, Faux Gruden may be better than the real thing.
Want to feel old? No, well too bad. Here are the 188 different quarterbacks who started NFL games during Eli Manning’s 210 consecutive game streak.
The 188 different QBs that started in the NFL over the course of Eli Manning’s 210 game streak: pic.twitter.com/49JlahEEoT
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 29, 2017
Oh, and Courtney Lee is apparently a ninja.
— Talkin’ Knicks (@TalkinKnicks) November 30, 2017
As is Sterling Shepard.
Who else gets up like this? 😲 pic.twitter.com/tKwEINExBs
— The Checkdown (@thecheckdown) December 4, 2017
Joe Flacco likes to show off victories, since they don’t come along often.
FLACCO EATING THE W pic.twitter.com/typbvcAiQ0
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) December 3, 2017
These guys. It’s the little things. #DadBod
Cavs awkward dad dance cam. Electric. pic.twitter.com/qR9LrUZu2O
— Wobcoin (@World_Wide_Wob) December 3, 2017
Beware of flying flags.
Watch #51 Mack 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/994gQyI0Do
— ’03 Kliff Kingsbury (@fearthe_beard11) December 3, 2017
And flying Tom Bradys.
Tommy about to kill McDaniels pic.twitter.com/s1JQKfGLV8
— Steve Perrault (@Steve_Perrault) December 3, 2017
Darrelle Revis returned to the NFL last weekend for the cornerback hungry Kansas City Chiefs. And what’d ya know, he was against his old New York Jets. Unfortunately he did a lot of this..
— NYK-NYJ-NYY-4life (@knicksjets4life) December 3, 2017
Barstool summed it up nicely.
Welcome back, Josh Gordon.
josh gordon is back pic.twitter.com/mFnDSBs6Hz
— charles mcdonald (@FourVerts) December 3, 2017
Herm Edwards, you legend.
Anyone want to tell him? pic.twitter.com/ugrpCVNBY6
— FootballScoop Staff (@FootballScoop) December 4, 2017
JuJu laid Burfict TF OUTpic.twitter.com/s4YC5P9jWh
— NFL Retweet (@NFLRT) December 5, 2017
Or is this karma for lack of effort? Taking lessons from Eli Apple over here.
— FanDuel (@FanDuel) December 5, 2017
What exactly is Kevin Durant thinking here standing up to DeMarcus Cousins?
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) December 5, 2017
Cousins wasn’t really having it during or post game.
— #Mickstape (@MickstapeShow) December 5, 2017
Vikings running back Jerick McKinnon hails from Georgia, touchdown dance. For you youngsters, he did the Falcons “Dirty Bird” made famous by Atlanta’s Jamal Anderson.
— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) December 3, 2017
Tarik Cohen is the hero we all need right now.
.@TarikCohen… Making things happen on and off the field.
— Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) December 5, 2017
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