Seven weeks in the books, folks. Here’s our wacky weekly recap of another helluva strange NFL performance. First we check in on Rob Ryan, whose infiltration of a 1986 drug ring operating out of the Head & Shoulders factory is nearing its completion.
It looks like Julian Edelman took one for the team and dove in front of the curse bullet, blocking his true love Tom Brady.
Deshaun Watson was looking quite fresh in his Oilers throwback.
Jason Pierre-Paul is the influence the NFL needs right now.
After getting a sack last night, Jason Pierre Paul did a celebration he was taught by a young boy battling cancer: pic.twitter.com/rEOvt7VZkq
— Football Is Life (@FBIsLife) October 16, 2017
This guy may be juggling balls in the NFL next year.
Saquon Barkley juggles, Penn State goes up 3 TDs on Michigan. James Franklin is putting on a coaching clinic pic.twitter.com/kPpIiHElU5
— Jason McIntyre (@jasonrmcintyre) October 22, 2017
But not as bad as Jimmy Graham’s inability to catch any type of Russell Wilson pass.
— Another Sports Blog (@theSpleaze) October 22, 2017
Yes he does.
Yo what is happening here pic.twitter.com/WFv1KfzBym
— MadeByTim (@MadeByTim) October 22, 2017
RIP to Offensive Tackle Joe Thomas’s epic consecutive snap streak.
Ah, the old slippery phone chuck! Hopefully he’s got insurance.
Aaaaaaaaaand there goes the phone pic.twitter.com/9bw2SNDWtH
— Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) October 22, 2017
This is not Saturday morning kickboxing class, Vontaze Burfict. How many times do we have to go over this? (Update: Burfict will not face suspension, per ESPN)
Second snap of game.
Kicks a man.
What a bum.
— Colin Dunlap (@colin_dunlap) October 22, 2017
Saved by the Le’Veon Bell yet again. Savage.
leveon bell is out of this world pic.twitter.com/MCSwOjHM4S
— bo (@Bo_knows_Lanham) October 22, 2017
One more time..
LeVeon Bell disrespect level: 💯 pic.twitter.com/hmS3xlCxec
— Devin Walker (@Devin_Walker5) October 22, 2017
Marshawn Lynch has Oakland’s back.
Get someone who rides for you the way Marshawn Lynch rides for Derek Carr pic.twitter.com/VXiQbXesVI
— Kenny Blankenship (@jonthicc) October 20, 2017
And what does he do during his one-game suspension? Return to high school of course.
What’s Marshawn Lynch doing during his one-game suspension? Returning to his former high school to practice with the football team pic.twitter.com/b8lL5RKZJQ
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) October 26, 2017
Ass slap of the decade goes to..
Dam that man got ass slapped 5 yards. pic.twitter.com/SEkkpifcim
— Casey Davis (@SwaggyMut) October 22, 2017
Ghostly figures haunt Foxboro. It could also be fog. Either or.
You don’t challenge Julio Jones. Ever.
ball = my gpa
julio jones = my professor
malcolm butler = me pic.twitter.com/9e3sSUZwMw
— Falcons 3-3 (@MannyThaKid) October 23, 2017
I want a refund on Ben McAdoo for “Merchandise Not As Described.” Dude literally cannot create a fart.
Ever wonder what it’s like to be a professional fullback? Well, here you go.
Randy Moss showing up to an Eagles tailgate, like we’d expect Randy Moss to do?
Only one thing to say at a time like this..
God bless Pittsburgh Steelers rookie receive JuJu Smith-Schuster.
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) October 24, 2017
Carson Wentz, you dog. “Just when I thought I was out.. they pull me back in.”
How did Carson Wentz escape that? 😧 pic.twitter.com/rCfBuTOybB
— Lifestyle Sports 101 (@LSports101) October 24, 2017
The rare Bill Belichick fist pump?
— Kathryn McBride (@CaliBlonde8) October 23, 2017
Kenny Stills with the catch of the entire weekend.
Kenny Still already claimed the catch of the daypic.twitter.com/d2P6opSnYz
— NFL Retweet (@NFLRT) October 22, 2017
Losing the quarterback challenge is never fun; Cardinals now-starter Drew Stanton learned that the hard way.
Von Miller went for fashion over ferociousness.
Mitch Trubisky killing the rookie game with his new nickname, the “Pretty Boy Assassin.”
— Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) October 22, 2017
Checking in on the Steelers’ approach.
The Steelers just called a fake punt on the Bengals up 26-14 pic.twitter.com/fp7qlEANIT
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) October 22, 2017
What happens in the stands stays in the stands?
— Lawrence Tynes (@lt4kicks) October 22, 2017
And what happens in the tailgate, ah forget it..
Dumbest thing you’ll see all day pic.twitter.com/0BNW8Ixknj
— Eric Rosenthal (@ericsports) October 22, 2017
Bill Belichick reactions always make for pure gold.
Helluva week for the high-flying, high cost Atlanta Falcons against a tissue paper New England defense previously unable to stop anyone..
There’s the Christian McCaffrey we know and love.
— anthony brendlinger (@anthonybrend22) October 22, 2017
Stay golden Tim Tebow.
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 21, 2017
Eagles receiver Backpack Mack Hollins made the most of limited snaps.
— Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) October 24, 2017
And how’d Mack get to the game, you ask? Bike of course..
Will Compton for the win.
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN MOOD.
— NBC Sports Redskins (@NBCSRedskins) October 24, 2017
The BYU dance team though.
Dunno bout the BYU football team but ……
their dance squad is 🔥
— Bully Believer ⚡️ (@CowbellsForever) October 9, 2017
And after starting with Rob, we close it off with Rex being Rex.
Feel the rhythm.
Feel the rhyme. pic.twitter.com/1iPEbGMsQ3
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) October 22, 2017
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