There’s nothing like coming home from the week’s first workday, comfortably plopping on your cheetos-covered couch, and smiling because you’re about to watch your quality franchise battle for victory. Everything’s ok. Then you realize you’re a New York Jets fan.
Big Bang meets Gang Green? Absolutely.
Look, we know the always hiring Jets suck on defense. We know they suck on offense. We know Sheldon Richardson is a talented creature. But what’s at stake tonight? What can keep you clinging to Monday Night Football when you know all you’ve got left is the endless collection of 2017 NFL Mock Drafts with your team drafting yet another pass rusher?
Remember, this is a team with a Lookup Cam because they’re probably so worried their fans are bored as shit – so it could always be worse.
Well, you can watch the Colts be tied for their division lead with a win and the Jets be officially eliminated from playoff contention with a loss.
Unless of course you enjoy the slow and painful destruction of an overpaid 34-year-old backup quarterback. Truly inspiring.