Life as a 21st century New York Jets fan is like ordering a sausage and onion pie from John’s on Bleeker, adrenaline flooding your veins as you scamper 10 blocks to go get it, tearing open the box, grabbing a steaming slice to give it the old ‘just one bite,’ and biting directly into a live ocelot. Of course, that’d… Continue reading "Life As A 21st Century New York Jets Fan Ain’t Pretty"
With football readers currently devouring 2017 NFL Draft predictions and ridiculous mocks faster than Mean Joe Greene once tossed that kid a Coca-Cola, New York Jets fans and supposed pundits everywhere are popping their heads out like Punxsutawney Phil to scream and cry for the selection of the franchise’s most notoriously despised term – a franchise quarterback. The April event is two… Continue reading "2017 NFL Draft: 10 More Hilarious Picks For New York Jets Than Quarterback"
Terrible-team fans like yours truly drool over mock drafts. With rumors swirling and an existential glimmer of hope once again above water, it’s the time of year when options for a Jets quarterback of the future finally return to the table. Even New York’s most inept franchise handing $6 million guaranteed to 37-year-old barrel bottom slinger Josh McCown can’t simmer… Continue reading "Best New York Jets Quarterback Options For 2017"