It has come to my attention that James Dolan, owner and proprietor of the New York Knicks, New York Rangers, and Madison Square Garden was involved in a verbal confrontation with a New York Knicks fan outside the arena this week. The fan, a 15-year season ticket holder, chirped Dolan as he walked by, suggesting that he should “Sell the… Continue reading "James Dolan Shows Disgusted Fan He Is Still A Miserable Asshole"
When watching the New York Knicks play a game of basketball, I feel like Hugh Grant in About a Boy before young Marcus teaches him the true nature of friendship; or Jerry Springer when he has to wipe the microphone down after a slobbering baby mama spits obscenities into it. We know they’re awful – they’ve always been awful and the… Continue reading "Knicks Performing Wonderfully In ‘Bermuda Triangle Offense’"
Derrick Rose’s AWOL act on Monday night may have put his New York Knicks future in doubt, with fans everywhere wondering where the heck he went. Joakim Noah claims to have spoken to the strange point guard and that he’s alright, but didn’t really elaborate. Thankfully, our producers have located the runaway bride.. living Life on the infamous Giants boat.… Continue reading "FOUND: Knicks Point Guard Derrick Rose"