Lonely bus rides, no-trade clause wrestling matches with Carmelo Anthony, and the god damn triangle is all we can remember about the three tumultuous, forgettable, senile years of Phil Jackson in New York. A shocking thanks goes to James Dolan for finally pulling the table cloth from the Zenfather table. Well, Phil, thankfully your Netflix and Phil sabotage plan didn’t… Continue reading "Bye Philicia: A Knicks Fan Ode To Phil Jackson"
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Derek Fisher hired by Knicks! Following in the footsteps of former NBA winner Jason Kidd, 5-time champ Derek Fisher has officially dipped his toe into the coaching waters. 39 years young and countless years of constant winning made Fisher the only choice for Phil the Zenfather… after Steve Kerr’s dramatic no-show. In successfully fishing for Fisher, Phil has inserted a… Continue reading "Derek Fisher Hired as Catch of the Day"
It seems like ages since Phil Jackson was hired to take over the entire Knicks franchise and turn it from a toxic minor league wasteland into a competitive NBA team. I mean, he is the Zenfather. But now, 9 months later, we’ve got 4-15 shitshow with an unemotional turnstile at the helm. Truthfully, the only hope we have this year is… Continue reading "Zenfather Phil Jackson Gets a New York Welcome"