His two turnovers may have turned into two touchdowns for the Seattle Seahawks, but rejuvenated elderly quarterback Carson Palmer was far from depressed following the Cardinals’ topsy-turvy 39-32 win over the Legion of Doom. He also felt the need to let Seahawks fans know just how happy he was and he did, crotch chopping the shit out of pretty much nothing. But would he say he was adjusting his slacks? Or even just avoiding a vicious shart? Who knows.
Now that Peyton Manning isn’t throwing touchdowns left and right anymore, it’s time to embrace another aging signal caller looking to stay relevant. Carson Palmer remains that man.